Saturday night was the designated time to celebrate Sir Daniel Moloney's 16th birthday. I headed off at about 6 down to Ryan's from where we both went down to Jeremy's from where we drove to David's from where we cruised down to Summerton Park! Got there around 8 and upon arrival, Charlie, Nick and Nick and Toby joined us as well (i think). United as one, we made our way around the back where we greeted the birthday boy. After some heavy trading of goods in Daniel's bedroom, and admiring one very full fridge we chilled on the couches provided. Slowly but surely more people rocked up including Jana, Lucy, Pip, Sophie, Molly, Monique, Jemimah, Bill Ashley B, Alex, Cross, Thomann (really...), Simon, Jake, Jesse and I'm sure others as well. More importantly, Beth brought her Walford friends along, which was very nice. As this meant we not only got to meet other people but.. TOM sorry i left out tom, tom mooney! he was there. yea but also they were tres chaud. Particulierement Suz, elle a des grandes ( . ) ( . ) :P Anywho. In case we got bored in the back yard, we went on a walk to the beach, and watched to moon go down. All was good until people, who shall remain nameless, decided to piss down onto the rocks and what not :| Ironically, Daniel put up a anti-drinking poster with slogans like "how will you feel tomorrow?" LOL it therefore wasn't long before tom cross burnt down half the thing. I do also recall Cashmore, not quite himself, pouring half a bottle worth of beer on Nicola's head! wahaha. Nicola is Margi and Paris' friend. Elle a besoin de perdre des poids. I also recall David having waaaay too much and as he admitted himself, he was "fucked off his face". Daniel, in my view is a machine in that he had 15 beers and was still able to pirouette continuously down Wilkingson Ave without stacking it :O. Amazing. Overall the night was very enjoyable and if only i was able to find my camera. There would be images accompanying these words. But wait, the night didn't end there.

Around midnight, most people started leaving and Ryan, Jeremy, Toby, Ant and I wanted to take a taxi home. However five don't fit so, luckily another taxi pulled up just after. Reluctant to find out who ordered it, Ryan and I hopped in and yelled in unison, Yo home! To belair! Well, Glenunga actually. We had quite the grumpy driver, but she drove fast and played very hippy country music or should i say m00sic. Mr Kenihan buzzed in just as we were approaching Toby's house and we quickly changed destination to fife ave. Unplanned as ever, we decided to go on an adventure. Toby ran down from his house and the four of us headed off. We were hoping to go and wake Hussy up but it was too bright in the living room. so we just chilled because Sophie was meant to come as well. She did eventually, cruising in Basso's car with Jana, Lucy and Pip, but they were too cool for school so it was just the four of us. After pouring 4x beer on a silvia, we moved off to the Woolies petrol plus+ pretol station. Due to Ryan's sore left testicle he somehow thought that he was now eligible to have is pants down.. beats me.. but then Charlie and Toby had to conform as well. Scared I was. On the way to woolies we had Jackass style shopping car races and we ended up throwing one down a dry creek bed. My life was complete. At the petrol station, we bought ice coffee and other goodies, when I spotted the Megacopter at Hungry's! We crossed the street and climbed over into the playground and sat in the Megacopter turning the rotor blades and mucking around. Around the back of Hungry's we were wandering if we could climb onto the roof, just for the heck of being able to say:"HEY! I've been on top of Hungry Jack's. Toby soon found his way up there and moved all the way to the front, standing on the big letters, "HUNGRY JACK'S". He came back down and we kept walking along. Toby reckoned with a screwdriver, he could take off the letters. Too bad we didn't have screwdriver at that point. It started getting later, but knowing we had day light saving on our side we persisted. mmm We ended up on the corner of Charlie's street in front of the little church there. We sat. Ryan got a friggin blood nose and was pouring snotty blood everywhere that under the yellow street lights looked black.. ewwww. After finishing his 1.25 L bottle of lift, Ryan handed it to me and said. Son.. no that never happened. I was kicking it around when Charlie suggested to put it on the road so a car would hit it. Around that time of night/morning seriously 90% of cars a taxis but when I randomly threw the bottle onto the oncoming lane of traffic, a set of lights came around the corner. Two normal lights, but then blue and red lights appeared, flashing, yet no siren was to be heard. Cops? Nope an ambulance, and as it passed it drove EXACTLY over the bottle which exploded with a loud bang. For a moment we were scared we had caused the waaaambulance to flip over, killing innocent patients and what not. Luckily it proceeded with its proceedings and so did we. Oh yea i forgot to mention. That random moment made my life complete! Next we sat on the kerb when a drunken lot came past in one hellova shitbox screaming, "GET A REAL JOB YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!". The complete randominityness of that incident made my life complete. Ryan who thought he had his blood nose undercontrol, didn't and so we resorted to a random garden tap to wash the poor man's bloodied face. It was getting late now so Ryan and I went to sleep among hair of the dog with the portruding clitoris ewwww. While Charlie and Toby got that ever so important screwdriver and headed back to Hungry's. hahaha it was about 4 o'clock when Charlie came back into the living room proudly holding up his initials CK in Hungry Jack's letters. Toby has the remaining letters LOL. After some more scarce moments of sleep I arranged for boone and I to be picked up and now that I'm home, I've been typing this up and watching TV. Homework is yet to be started. I'll leave it there for now. I mean it's only 1,115 words... :S
Cy'all later!

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