Hell mother spliff post
That's right, this is not just any ordinary post.
Usually when people post after long periods of inactivity on their blogs, they feel the need to apologise and give reasons as to WHY the haven't been updating. I as of today have not posted for one whole week, and NO i'm not sorry, and NO I will not give you excuses such as, we had two tests and 15% of our final english grade was due friday. COME ON people!
Cool, now that that's out of the way.
I don't know about you but this whole Chinese New Year thing is kinda scaring me, I mean I'm really quite intimidated.
You CAN'T TRUST THEM!! See below's illustration:
This may seem like an ordinary supermarket price tag thingo, but look closely: Buy 2, get 1 !!! and not forget they can't spell "welcome"
Hence today's moral: DO NOT buy Orange Juice from the Chinese! This photo was actually taken by my Crazy Dutch Unlce (CDU) when he was in Hong Kong.
Those of you who monitor my eBay fashizzle will have noticed I have no items for sale. This is because I have almost completely run out of antennas. I have contacted my supplier over in the UK, and placed an order of approx. 150 antennas. Total cost around $300. Assuming I sell each antenna for a minimum of $10... You do the Maths. Most antennas sell for over $20 btw.
NO MORE TENNIS! I don't whether to be happy or sad, but the tennis season is over. You may argue, "Yeah but what about the finals". Hehe, honestly, you may want to rethink that. Our season started off with a BANG, when we played Flagstaff Hill and we pwned (drilled) them. After that the trend changed drastically and stayed constant, very constant. I sense a graph... Hold up.
Here it is:
It's a sad story
Yea so that basically sums up our season. We've had to endure a lot. Cullen's leg/ankle injuries, Ryan showing up in Bec's clothes or his sister's PE top, that well, let's just say, was a "tight fit" that accentuated his body. We showed up late on numerous occasions and were forced to forfeit many doubles matches. Freakin' Happey Valley, they shouldn't even be in Southern Districts... Little David Lane is arguably the best player out of all of us, he won the majority of his games, and he's in year 8!!.
Valve released two new Counter-Strike Source maps, one is the remake of de_train and the other is a new one by Turtle Rock Studios called cs_compound. Both are very very neat and it is in no way an overstatement when I say: Ohhh I'm VERY aroused...
Now I'd ask you to prepare yourselves for another issue of:
*DAILY DOSE OF DUTCH*
Subjects and terms useful for the day-to-day school life:
English - Engels
Maths - Wiskunde
French - Frans
Chemistry - Scheikunde
Physics - Natuurkunde
Biology - Biologie
Economics - Economie
Library - Bibliotheek
Canteen - Kantine
Teacher - Leraar
Have you done your homework? - Heb jij je huiswerk af?
Damn, I wish I had done SACE - Kut! Ik wou dat ik SACE gekozen had!
I want to carbomb the headoffice of the IBO - I will het hoofdkantoor van de IBO autobombaderen
Screw you internal assessment! - Rot op interne beoordeling!
Dirty SACE students... - Vieze SACE studenten...
IB gives you a fat TER - IB geeft je een dikke TER
Higher Level Maths is pure suicide - Hoger Niveau Wiskunde is puur zelfmoord
Can I touuuch it? - Mag ik het aaanraken?
I realise how useless this section really is. I mean, unless I include some complicated pronunciation key, nobody is ever going to these things right.
Meh...
Usually when people post after long periods of inactivity on their blogs, they feel the need to apologise and give reasons as to WHY the haven't been updating. I as of today have not posted for one whole week, and NO i'm not sorry, and NO I will not give you excuses such as, we had two tests and 15% of our final english grade was due friday. COME ON people!
Cool, now that that's out of the way.
I don't know about you but this whole Chinese New Year thing is kinda scaring me, I mean I'm really quite intimidated.
You CAN'T TRUST THEM!! See below's illustration:
This may seem like an ordinary supermarket price tag thingo, but look closely: Buy 2, get 1 !!! and not forget they can't spell "welcome"
Hence today's moral: DO NOT buy Orange Juice from the Chinese! This photo was actually taken by my Crazy Dutch Unlce (CDU) when he was in Hong Kong.
Those of you who monitor my eBay fashizzle will have noticed I have no items for sale. This is because I have almost completely run out of antennas. I have contacted my supplier over in the UK, and placed an order of approx. 150 antennas. Total cost around $300. Assuming I sell each antenna for a minimum of $10... You do the Maths. Most antennas sell for over $20 btw.
NO MORE TENNIS! I don't whether to be happy or sad, but the tennis season is over. You may argue, "Yeah but what about the finals". Hehe, honestly, you may want to rethink that. Our season started off with a BANG, when we played Flagstaff Hill and we pwned (drilled) them. After that the trend changed drastically and stayed constant, very constant. I sense a graph... Hold up.
Here it is:
It's a sad story
Yea so that basically sums up our season. We've had to endure a lot. Cullen's leg/ankle injuries, Ryan showing up in Bec's clothes or his sister's PE top, that well, let's just say, was a "tight fit" that accentuated his body. We showed up late on numerous occasions and were forced to forfeit many doubles matches. Freakin' Happey Valley, they shouldn't even be in Southern Districts... Little David Lane is arguably the best player out of all of us, he won the majority of his games, and he's in year 8!!.
Valve released two new Counter-Strike Source maps, one is the remake of de_train and the other is a new one by Turtle Rock Studios called cs_compound. Both are very very neat and it is in no way an overstatement when I say: Ohhh I'm VERY aroused...
Now I'd ask you to prepare yourselves for another issue of:
*DAILY DOSE OF DUTCH*
Subjects and terms useful for the day-to-day school life:
English - Engels
Maths - Wiskunde
French - Frans
Chemistry - Scheikunde
Physics - Natuurkunde
Biology - Biologie
Economics - Economie
Library - Bibliotheek
Canteen - Kantine
Teacher - Leraar
Have you done your homework? - Heb jij je huiswerk af?
Damn, I wish I had done SACE - Kut! Ik wou dat ik SACE gekozen had!
I want to carbomb the headoffice of the IBO - I will het hoofdkantoor van de IBO autobombaderen
Screw you internal assessment! - Rot op interne beoordeling!
Dirty SACE students... - Vieze SACE studenten...
IB gives you a fat TER - IB geeft je een dikke TER
Higher Level Maths is pure suicide - Hoger Niveau Wiskunde is puur zelfmoord
Can I touuuch it? - Mag ik het aaanraken?
I realise how useless this section really is. I mean, unless I include some complicated pronunciation key, nobody is ever going to these things right.
Meh...
This entry was posted
on Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 8:10 AM.
