The many nick names of me
There's literally a truckload. Here they are in no particular order.
Full name: Edgar Alphonse Hendrik Roex
Edgar: After my uncle Edmond
Alphonse: After my father
Hendrik: After my uncle Hendrik
Roex: My father's family name dates back to God knows when. It's the Dutch version of the French "Roux". So yes I am part French, but also part German. Like 1/16th German. And YES, some distant relative of mine was probably a Nazi. Does it look like I care?!
As for my nicknamezz-->
Eddy/Eddie: Most obvious one, can't remember when it originated.
Ed: Ant likes to use this one. Ppl called me ED back in NL as well. Varations include: Big Ed and Edhead.
Edz0r: This nickname originates from geekspeak; adding z0r to the end of any name will do the trick.
Edi: This one goes back to times surrounding the Mimili trip, Tom and Jana the official founders. Tom will argue that it was him alone. Just nod politely and say: "Yes Tom", when he does.
SpagEddy: Combines "Spaghetti" and "Eddy" into one. My online nickname, used for gaming, email, usernames etc. Originated when I signed up for a new hotmail account after edgarroex@hotmail.com got bombarded with junkmail. It then became spageddy7@hotmail.com. Now ofcourse I have spageddy@gmail.com. Counter-strike, Halo2 you name it, I will be killing you under that name.
Dutch: My brother was quickly known as "Dutchy" when we lived in Perth. I was called "MiniDutch", but since my recent out-of-control growth spurt, this no longer seems fit. I'm just plain Dutch, or Dutchy. Used primarily to greet me, call out to get my attention and during soccer. EEEH DUTCH!!
DutchFuck: Variation of the above. Packs a bit more punch.. perhaps..
Dutch Master Flash: uuuhm... WTF?! Ask charlie.
Dutchman: Variation of the original "Dutch".
Garfish: This one is sort of extinct, and I prefer it that way. However, I just realised that posting it on here may bring it back. Oh god..
Well that just about does it from my memory.
I would just like to point you to HERE!!
Some are dodgy, but the Led Zeppelin and Britney Spears one sound pretty real.
You know what time it is:
*DAILY DOSE OF DUTCH*
Today, is swearword day. Special request!
I will translate from Dutch to English as accuratly as I can:
Lul - Means dick
Examples: Je bent een lul - You are a dick/dickhead, LUL! - DICK!/DICKHEAD!, Wat een lul... - What a dick/dickhead...
Kut - Means cunt
Examples: KUT! - FUCK!, Easy to put before other insults eg: KUT HOMOFIEL! - FUCKING FAGGOT! Or try: Kutding - Fucking thing, kutwijf - bitch
Eikel - Means knob
Examples: When somoenes being a "knob". Wat een eikel... - What a knob, Hij is echt een eikel - He is such a knob. As eikel is a knob, it kinda means dickhead as well.
Kanker - Means cancer
Yes, the Dutch use diseases to insult eachother. A very very bad swearword is Kankerjood - (literally) cancer-jew.
Tering - Means tubercolosis
Same deal with this one. Teringhond - Tubercolosis dog!
Neuken - Means to fuck
Cannot be used as "fuck you".
Examples: Kontneuker - Assfucker
Rot - Means rot
Great to put before just about anything. Rotzak - rottensack, also used as Rot op! - Rot away! (Piss of!)
Hou je bek/smoel! - Means Hold your beack / face
Eg. SHUT UP!
Klootzak - Means ballsack
Love this one. Classic! Yes, why not include the scrotum when insulting somebody!
Equivelant in English would be along the lines of Dickhead!, Sackface!, Fuckhead!.
Quite offensive.
You know what why don't you just go here, there are so fkn many:
Dutch Swearsaurus
Hahaha there are some really good ones even I didn't know.
Easy as that. I'm done here!
DISCLAIMER: The language used has no intention of doing harm or offending anyone. Please leave if you can't handle it, you cancerjew!
Full name: Edgar Alphonse Hendrik Roex
Edgar: After my uncle Edmond
Alphonse: After my father
Hendrik: After my uncle Hendrik
Roex: My father's family name dates back to God knows when. It's the Dutch version of the French "Roux". So yes I am part French, but also part German. Like 1/16th German. And YES, some distant relative of mine was probably a Nazi. Does it look like I care?!
As for my nicknamezz-->
Eddy/Eddie: Most obvious one, can't remember when it originated.
Ed: Ant likes to use this one. Ppl called me ED back in NL as well. Varations include: Big Ed and Edhead.
Edz0r: This nickname originates from geekspeak; adding z0r to the end of any name will do the trick.
Edi: This one goes back to times surrounding the Mimili trip, Tom and Jana the official founders. Tom will argue that it was him alone. Just nod politely and say: "Yes Tom", when he does.
SpagEddy: Combines "Spaghetti" and "Eddy" into one. My online nickname, used for gaming, email, usernames etc. Originated when I signed up for a new hotmail account after edgarroex@hotmail.com got bombarded with junkmail. It then became spageddy7@hotmail.com. Now ofcourse I have spageddy@gmail.com. Counter-strike, Halo2 you name it, I will be killing you under that name.
Dutch: My brother was quickly known as "Dutchy" when we lived in Perth. I was called "MiniDutch", but since my recent out-of-control growth spurt, this no longer seems fit. I'm just plain Dutch, or Dutchy. Used primarily to greet me, call out to get my attention and during soccer. EEEH DUTCH!!
DutchFuck: Variation of the above. Packs a bit more punch.. perhaps..
Dutch Master Flash: uuuhm... WTF?! Ask charlie.
Dutchman: Variation of the original "Dutch".
Garfish: This one is sort of extinct, and I prefer it that way. However, I just realised that posting it on here may bring it back. Oh god..
Well that just about does it from my memory.
I would just like to point you to HERE!!
Some are dodgy, but the Led Zeppelin and Britney Spears one sound pretty real.
You know what time it is:
*DAILY DOSE OF DUTCH*
Today, is swearword day. Special request!
I will translate from Dutch to English as accuratly as I can:
Lul - Means dick
Examples: Je bent een lul - You are a dick/dickhead, LUL! - DICK!/DICKHEAD!, Wat een lul... - What a dick/dickhead...
Kut - Means cunt
Examples: KUT! - FUCK!, Easy to put before other insults eg: KUT HOMOFIEL! - FUCKING FAGGOT! Or try: Kutding - Fucking thing, kutwijf - bitch
Eikel - Means knob
Examples: When somoenes being a "knob". Wat een eikel... - What a knob, Hij is echt een eikel - He is such a knob. As eikel is a knob, it kinda means dickhead as well.
Kanker - Means cancer
Yes, the Dutch use diseases to insult eachother. A very very bad swearword is Kankerjood - (literally) cancer-jew.
Tering - Means tubercolosis
Same deal with this one. Teringhond - Tubercolosis dog!
Neuken - Means to fuck
Cannot be used as "fuck you".
Examples: Kontneuker - Assfucker
Rot - Means rot
Great to put before just about anything. Rotzak - rottensack, also used as Rot op! - Rot away! (Piss of!)
Hou je bek/smoel! - Means Hold your beack / face
Eg. SHUT UP!
Klootzak - Means ballsack
Love this one. Classic! Yes, why not include the scrotum when insulting somebody!
Equivelant in English would be along the lines of Dickhead!, Sackface!, Fuckhead!.
Quite offensive.
You know what why don't you just go here, there are so fkn many:
Dutch Swearsaurus
Hahaha there are some really good ones even I didn't know.
Easy as that. I'm done here!
DISCLAIMER: The language used has no intention of doing harm or offending anyone. Please leave if you can't handle it, you cancerjew!
This entry was posted
on Friday, February 18, 2005 at 6:33 PM.
